Salami Rod

A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.

John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.

That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.

Bill Boyd

A man who cannot help but windmill his 'organ' in the face of others, usually in public areas. Normally are top of the sex offenders register. Bill Boyds do often consume raw testicles for breakfast and lunch. Bill Boyds enjoy touching in and around your hole.

I saw Bill Boyd in the street once. He had a rather large dick hole.

Steven is such a Bill Boyd. He windmilled his cock in the eyes of the law, and he didn't give a damn.