To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.
Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now heâs got $15 to spare.
When a man with erectile dysfunction tries his best to have sex, but with each thrust ultimately injures his dick for it cannot stay hard.
I gummyfucked my girlfriend last night and my dick is purple and soft. Each soft thrust bruised the dick.