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When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.
Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!
A term of endearment between people in love- meaning "I'm royally pissed at you, but I still love you as much as I ever did and everything is going to be OK."
"You know what? NO, I'm not sorry, piss-face!"
"Babe, please talk to me. Are we just piss-face right now?" "...yes... piss-face"
Similar to a Cooter-Crumb. Pieces of TP that are left stuck in ones butt-crack after wiping their butt and failing. When pieces of TP tear off and are stuck inside the butt-crack.
"Damn, babe, what an ass! Awww!!! DUDE!!! You have Butt-Dumplings!!!
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(N) A drive-In, only called so when you attend and don't actually watch a movie... but screw the whole time.
Hey, "Summer Catch" is still playing at the Screw-In. Wanna go see it for the seventh time?
Sounds like a plan. I still dont know what happens... something about baseball??
(v) A totally random saying as an excuse to get out of the house so you can go somewhere in secret and have sex... sometime actually stopping after to get ice-cream to avoid suspicion.
Bye, mom. Jimmy and I are getting ColdStone!
But Sarah, it's freezing outside!
That's OK, Jimmy says it's warm inside.
A phrase meaning that as long as the girl or boy has begun growing pubic hair (grass on the field), then they are an acceptable person to have sex with (plays)- regardless of age.
Dude, your sister is looking hot lately!
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...