Horny Harry

Horny Harry is a meme based off of the Harry Potter series. It generally uses pictures from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. The first frame shows Harry talking to Hermione. The second frame shows Hermione's response. The third frame is a sexually motivated punch line. The final frame is Hermione's shocked face.

Never search exactly what you're looking for on the Internet. You search "Harry Potter joke" and you get Horny Harry talking about sex.

Pho King

The best name for a Vietnamese cuisine restaurant ever. Because pho is pronounced "fuh", it just sounds like fucking. Some restaurant owners just name their place Pho King to see how many people they can divorce with the following conversation.

Man: I chose what we had for lunch. What do you want?
Woman: I feel like Pho King.
Man: *unbuttoning jeans* Funny, so did I.