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A person who looks very young for his/her age who prefers the company of younger mates. Like the actual animal, one would not know an Ocelot is part of the Big Cat family (like Pumas, Cougars and Sabertooths) just from looking, but they are, in fact, technically classified as such.
"You're 35??? I thought you were 25, you dirty, dirty Ocelot! Well, my parents are out of town, you wanna come over?"
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Noun: One who chronically flatters and people-pleases in a misguided attempt to make people feel good about themselves.
PanderBears often give those around them an unwarranted sense of safety, trust and dependence.
PanderBears are not malicious, but rather fear not being liked by others so they go out of their way to make those around them feel good at any cost.
"When I pointed out the herd of models that had just walked into the bar, and mentioned how I wished I could dump some of the 20 pounds I had gained onto just one of them so she could be a normal girl, he said to me, 'Please, you're still the hottest girl in this place. Everyone is checking you out, not them.' He is such a PanderBear, but I love it!"
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Someone who is legally too young to date, so an older, interested individual must invest time and effort into a platonic relationship until such time they can reap the forbidden benefits legally.
"Yes! I've been friends with this girl for a year and it's finally her 18th birthday. Time to cash in my 401k!"
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