porcine unit

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

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prostituent

The regular customers of a prostitute

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

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prostituent

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

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prostituent

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker

She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.

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bogo

Used as either an adjective or a noun, bogo is when two friends are a package deal. When one shows up, the other is sure to show up as well.

José: "Is Cindia going to be there?"
Kenny: "Briana is going to be there, and you know those two are bogo."

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RIM job

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

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no chomo

A phrase stated before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile

I got into the teaching profession to touch the lives of children...no chomo

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