Blizy

A feeling of dizziness and blurred vision most likely brought on by excessive use of illicit drugs, copious amounts of alcoholic beverages or a small child spinning around in circles far too long.

Tom was blizy after he downed too many Irish car bombs, took far too many hits of acid, ketamine, and his mother’s hormone replacement pills for menopause and his toddler sister, Sally, felt equally as blizy from spinning in rapid circles while listening to K Pop.

Pussy Cruncher

When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.

Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!

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