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When a girl in a chat uploads a boob pic, then later deletes it.
A. "Dude, what happened to that boob pic Sara uploaded? I need it for... reasons."
B. "It's gone, looks like."
A. "Haha, peekaboobs."
A person who acts stupid because he or she is sick with a cold or something.
Person 1: You've asked me the same question fifteen times, bro. You're such a sicktard.
Person 2: Fuck you, I'm not feeling well.
Noun. Stupidity to the next level. Epic idiocy for which there is no excuse.
What dumbassery is this!?
The fake story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, so named because it is not supported by any other source than the Bible.
A. "Hey, it's Good Friday. Have I told you the good news about the crucifixion?"
B. "You mean the crucifiction? Get back to me when you've got proof."
What you bring home from the store when you're really thirsty.
A: Hey, you're back. What did you bring me?
B: Got you an 11-pack of Mountain Dew.
A: You asshole!
B: Dude, it was hot!