Marangoo

When you wank into a meringue and let someone eat it without telling them

Just served up a portion of Marangoo to my Nan….

Franopotomous

A large rotund beast, originally from High Wycombe.

Cannot be trusted in general, especially around a buffet/cake selection.

Is known to be keen on Indian spices, especially small sheesh kebabs with a little bit of mint yoghurt....

Nasty, vicious, vile bitch....

Watch out, there's a Franopotomous coming, hide your lunch box!!

Betty Week

When you go to work as little as possible and do nothing whilst your their.....

You at work this week? Yeah, but i'm on a Betty Week