A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into oneâs underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think Iâve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5âd trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!