kooch

A game involving a koosh ball. The players stand in a circle and throw a ball at each other trying to make others miss. If one drops the ball, they are out. Ends in a showdown between two players with throws resembling baseball pitches. Best if played outside, optimal for camping trips because all that is needed is a koosh ball. The name stems from koosh (the ball). Developed into kooch as the inventors were a group of men out of contact with women for two weeks.

Guy1: Let's go play some kooch.
Guy2: Alright. I'll beat you in the showdown.

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cougar

A piece of feces so big and hard that it requires multiple flushes before it thinks about going down. And yes, it does think. Saying a cougar "has teeth" can be interpreted to mean it's particularly big, tough, or nasty looking.

John looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "That cougar's got teeth! Better watch it doesn't eat ya!"

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balls

Used as an expletive, can replace shit, damn, or any other such expletive as a less offensive and more humorous one.

Guy1: Dude, you just lost the game!
Guy2: BALLS!

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dirk

Pronounced durk. Secondary weapon of a Scottish warrior, after the claymore. The dirk is a long dagger, only slightly too short to be called a short sword. Blade in the range of 14 inches, commonly had only a bound handle, sometimes a small crosshilt.

The mighty warrior from the Highlands was a walking armory; he carried a claymore, a dirk, and a sgian dukh, along with his pack and shield.

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bandeezey

A word drunks use to describe a "bandana"; especially when someone is wearing it in a weird way that just makes them look retarded instead of cool and no one knows how to tell them to ditch the bandana

"What's up with your bandeezey?"

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Chunder

Australian. To vomit.

Have you ever wondered what it meant when they said "...and women chunder" in that 80's song, "Land Down Under"? Now you know.

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snow frog

A fart.

Hey, is there a snow frog in here?

That's your snow frog.

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