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Laurentian Elites

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.

The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.

by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019

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Covitch

1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus

Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus

by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020


Wokefishing

The phrase is a play on ‘catfishing,’ which means pretending to be someone you are not... to lure someone into a relationship. The issue is apparently enough of a problem that Vice, the achingly SJW online magazine, has devoted a lengthy article explaining what the problem is and interviewing “victims” of this cruel political dupery. - from RT - July 29th 2020

Ignore him, he's full of BS and just wokefishing you to try and get you into bed

by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

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Lurky Torontonian

A Toronto-specific word, as in when Torontonians stand around idly on their porches, sidewalks, tiny lawns, etc. and eyeball others who may not be like them, and when a non-Torontonian is suspected, squint their beady eyes and scrunch their weasel noses and point and open their mouths to utter an inaudible to humans scream – to alert other lurky Torontonians that someone unlike them is near; similar to the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

I was passing through Riverdale last week when I noticed several lurky Torontonians staring at me, and when I paused, they all pointed and opened their mouths to utter some kind of weird noise.

by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019

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Bad Man Crack

Something bad or deceptive.

Don't believe that BS -- it's some bad man crack

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020


Scootski

Fun-loving builders who drop personal watercraft shells onto their scooters, eating a hybrid mode of transportation that turns heads and evokes a water-borne sense style onto city streets. See story on jalopnik site for more details.

Nick Stemple dropped an old Kawasaki Jet Ski shell onto a Suzuki 650 scooter to invent the new hybrid Scootski

by Carl Davidson March 4, 2021


eastie-coastie

As it is done on the east coast of Canada; unique to the Maritimes or way of doing things

Mmmm-mmm-mmm, me boyo, sure love to get me a sea-vixen like Shaune MacKinlay – she's uniquely eastie-coastie and as delightful a lobster bisque with salt!

by Carl Davidson May 28, 2020