Gene Alan

Gene Alan not to be confused for its close cousin “Gene Harris”. Gene Alan is for major shock and awe.

“You’re getting a 50% raise”.

“Gene Alan!”

Gene Alan Harris

Gene Alan Harris a term for the highest level of shock and awe. A friendly substitute for “Jesus H Christ”. It is also for the more serious situations.

“They just launch a nuke right at us”
Soft/Trembling Voice “ Well Gene Alan Harris”

Gene Harris

Gene Harris a delightfully roll of the tongue substitute for God Damn or Mother Fucker. Mostly used when in shock or excitement.

“Did you hear that Lions made the playoffs?”
“Well Gene Harris…..”