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Ankle Bracelets

Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.

Mary's hoop earrings are so big they can be used as ankle bracelets.

by Carl Stawicki October 7, 2009

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.

The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.

by Carl Stawicki June 8, 2009

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


WIC Chick

A girl who's on the gub'ment welfare program known as WIC (Women, infants, and children).

Brittany had to become a WIC Chick after getting knocked up again.

by Carl Stawicki May 2, 2010


Goose Stepper

Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.

Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.

by Carl Stawicki January 17, 2009

73πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Looking Flash

A twist on book title Γ’Β€ΒœBeyond the Looking Glass,Ҁ the term refers to the reflection of the camera flash that occurs when someone takes a self portrait while holding the camera up in the mirror. The flash reflects off the mirror and becomes the dominant subject. These cliché self-portraits are used excessively on social networking profiles.

Alice tried to take a picture of herself in the mirror, but only ended up with another Looking Flash.

by Carl Stawicki January 26, 2009

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Damone

A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.

Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.

by Carl Stawicki June 15, 2011

23πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


Bipartisan Blowout

The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.

Joe was soooo sick, he had a Bipartisan Blowout.

by Carl Stawicki February 3, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž