rees

A man with a penis beard bigger than Grizzly Adams chin fluff.

The Rees can be so large you can barely see through the jungle to his baby making vine, and so thick, that no amount of industrial equipment could keep that thing in order.

I found a hot looking man on Tinder the other night, we went to his to Netflix and Chill and when he took his pants off, this massive rees just sprang out.

I had to get out of there

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