Turtle Condoms

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?

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IJR

(eye-jay-are) Acronym meaning "Israeli Jew Rape". IJR is a very violent card game formed from the ever-popular ERS (Egyptian Rat Screw) in which sequences of numbers are utilized. It involves multiple people huddled around a central location beating each other mercilessly, taking cards out of another person's hand, and oftentimes includes random exclamations. (Note: IJR can be pronounced "ih-jer" if you are too lazy to say three letters.)

Beasley: Hey, what are you guys playing back there?
Dice: IJR. Want to join?
Beasley: Do I get to hit people?
Carlito: Sure, if you want to.

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