Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

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Shneck

A person who has no defined end to their shoulder or beginning to their neck.

John: Whats wrong bill, you look upset

Bill: I am, that shneck bastard over there just ate the last banana.

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