Fuckin' Mac and Cheese

What stupid people say when they realize there is yellow stuff on their sleeve.

Cain: Hey John, what's that yellow stuff on your sleeve?
John: FUCKIN' MAC AND CHEESE!!!

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Playing horseshoes

Code talk for sex, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc.

This weekend, I'll be playing horseshoes with her.

Picking daisies

Code talk for smoking weed, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc. Also, a vase is a bong and getting an allergic reaction is getting super high.

Hugh: Hey Cain, are we still picking daisies at your crib Friday night?

Cain: Hell yeah, man, I'll have my vase and maybe we'll get allergic reactions.

Teacher: WTF???

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