JAP

A Jewish American Princess (JAP) owns:
Hardtail and/or Juicy sweatpants, UGGs, a black puffy North Face, many cut sweatshirts, 2ct diamond earings, a Michele Watch, many long beaded necklaces, a Longchamp bag to carry books in, a Herves bag to carry laptop, a Louis key wallet for keys to their X5, a black RAZR, many Juicy zip-ups, Burberry scarves (NOT THE ORIGINAL COLORS!) , David Yurman jewelery. Dior or Chanel or Gucci sunglasses, 575 jeans, Rock & Republics, Seven for All Mankind denim (with Swarovski crystals), Citizens of Humanity jeans
A common misconception about JAPrincesses is that they wear jewelery from Tiffany & Co. They DO NOT (unless perhaps they're in 7th grade).

A Jewish American Prince owns:
Burberry polos, man-Sevens, New Balance shoes, North Face fleeces, UGG slippers, tilted hats, a Louis Vuitton wallet, a TAG Heuer watch, a disgusting gold chain worn outside their shirt, everything Ralph Lauren. Occasionally a JAPrince wears Ralph Lauren sweatpants and Lacoste sweatbands. He drives a BMW 3-series, Audi A4, Jeep Grand Cherokee (LIMITED) and uses a Treo cell phone.

ALL JAPS: Winter break at the Boca Beach Club while visiting their grandparents, Spring break at Cabo, Aspen, Bahamas... you know how we do.

JAPs live in: Jericho NY, Massapequa NY... Westchester, Long Island... Short Hills NJ, West Bloomfield MI, Farmington Hills MI, Highland Park IL, Northbrook IL, Minnetonka MN, Golden Valley MN, all over Los Angeles, Boca Raton +- 30 miles, Buckhead GA, Main Line PA, Shaker Heights OH, Bexley OH

Common JAPrincess names include: Melissa, Emily, Allison, Michelle, Abby, Amy, Erica, Jamie, Laura, Lauren, Shira, Shana, Aliza, Mollie, Molly, Lindsay, Dani, Danielle, Becca, Elana, Stefanie, Jaclyn, Jackie, Carly

Common JAPrince names: Michael, Jonothan, Mark, Josh, Jeremy, David, Danny, Jared, Jeff, Matt, Adam, Aaron, Scott, Ross,

Some common examples... JAPS are: 1/4 of the students at the University of Michigan, 1/3 of the students at Emory, 3/4 of the students at Syracuse, all of the students at GW.

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