Mom Belly

n. The uncontrollable swelling mid-section of aging mothers. The legs usually remain in the same proportion to the mother's teenage figure, just the stomach seems to expand. Most commonly seen in women thirty and older.

Besides the mom belly, your mother is pretty smokin'.

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Early Relissal

n. A mixture of 'Early Release' and 'Early Dismissal'.
Pertaining to the untimely discharge from school.

Used in the same context as the above...just cooler sounding.

Sarah: Mrs. Thompson won't be giving us that test today.
Caroline: Why?
Sarah: Early relissal is today!
Caroline: YESH!!

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Lunita

1. n. slut of the neighborhood, usually found to be very skinny, hyperactive and almost impossible to impregnate

2. n. small dog (usually a dachshund) that is taken advantage of, a push over

Bobby: Who's that leaving Phil's at this time of night?

Julian: Oh, that's just a lunita on her way to John's house.

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