hemhem

I was bored one day on the internet, so I decided to grow a website which I intended to fill to the brim with random snippets and slices of fun from my life, which may or may not be amusing depending on whether you're boring or not. I searched frantically for inspiration for a name. I was reading the fifth Harry Potter book at the time and as my eyes skimmed the page like milk, those dreaded words (uttered by Professor Umbridge) caught my eye..."Hem hem". The simple beauty of these words combined together to form one marvellous sound and I knew it would be a fantastically satisfactory title for my site.

www.hemhem.tk (Please note, this is not the greatest site in the world, this is just a tribute!)

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Gut rot

Hapens after you drink too much beer.
The next morning.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts." said sally
well, explained gary "If you didn't drink all that Colt 45 you wouldn't have gut rot."

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hakel

something that is not meant to be preverted but when it is said it sounds preverted

when the coach said to the basketball players "take careful aim" the cheerleaders shouted out hakel!

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chumash

A group of Hokan-speaking Native American peoples formerly inhabiting the southern California coastal region around and the channel islands off Santa Barbara, with a small present-day population near Santa Barbara.

That chumash man freaks me out...

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hollister co.

A suburban store almost indentical to abercrombie and fitch. It is very expensive. It's part of the "rich preppy abercrombie/hollister girl" trend. Those who follow this trend wish to be regarded as rich and trendy. Hollister prices are really not much better than Abercrombie and Fitch prices. This trend will soon die out, and a new one will come. It could be "emo", which is already starting to come or any other stereotypical name that will soon become a culture popular with 10-20 people. I compare Hollister/Abercrombie to Hot Topic. Hot Topic/"punk"/"goth" is 2004's
main trend. It is now slowly dying out. Hot Topic sells expensive, trendy, unoriginal clothing, as do Hollister co. and Abercrombie. Hollister co. claims to be "west coast", but I see no difference between that and the "east coast" Abercrombie.

"Omg! We're at the mall, where do you want to go first? Hollister and Abercrombie or Hot Topic?"
"Hot Topic. Its really cool that we are punk and prep at the same time Lolzz!!11"

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buggered

Northern English word, to be totally knackered/tired

I'm buggered after all that shagging.
I can't be bugggered to move.

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Fun Police

A person who purposely stop others having fun

A kid pushes the trampoline in the pool to see if you can jump on it in the pool and he gets told to cut it out

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