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falmouth

A vacation spot for all of USA. Eveyone loves Cape Cod in the summer, even their residents. However, they do notice that nearly every spec of their sand is covered with tourist towels and their roads are populated to the maximum, even the backroads.

Poor Katie, a Falmouth Resident made it into the Old Silver beach parking lot at 9 am after waiting nearly 30 minutes for the beach to open. She laid out and got started on that tan, when she was awoken from her sunning from the kicking of ignorant tourists kicking up sand on her towel and in her face as they set up the umbrella right over her head in her sun... there is no other room on the beach now, and it is 9:15. So Katie leaves, and her usual 8 minute ride home results in 8 phone calls on her cell phone, and 58 minutes later she is home.

by Caroline April 13, 2005

66πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


shnog

anything sexual
loving name
descripton or someone or something

tonight we are gonna shnog

by Caroline November 22, 2003

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


barto

a very poor species that lives in chazy and has a stench that goes from chazy to florida
(requires orange hat)

Hey look at that barto over there ridin his tractor...must be looking for some bottles

by Caroline September 16, 2004

15πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Delaware

the best state ever!!!!!! and please dont say theres nothing to do there!!!! try moving to farm country pa where there nothing to do there but hang out at supermarkets (yes u read this right those people hang out at supermarkets for fun!) and cowtip!!!!!! then and only then is when u can tell me that delawares boring!!!!!

Wilmington is the biggest and best in Delaware and in the whole country (well that only applies to the best)!

by Caroline February 6, 2005

44πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Caroline

Need to close her legs smells like fish a total bitch puts her friends last in everything in thinks she better then everything

She Caroline she needs to close them legs

by Caroline January 11, 2015

5πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Unionville girls

I had lived in Unionville my whole life until I recently moved to Florida. I would have considered myself to be a unionville girl, born and bred, just as the rest of my peers did. After moving I have realized a life outside of the money and ignorance. As much as I have enjoyed getting away from the sheltered life of philadelphia's suburbs I have missed my home so much. The gorgeous landscape of chester county, landhope and painters crossing, but mostly I miss the talent and individuality of Unionville. UHS is filled with mostly rich slutty whores but there are a couple good ones.You know what? You are just jealous of our luck with the men, our mad grades,and our field hockey skills. I still am 100% Unionville girl and we kick ass.

umm.. Kennett isn't ghetto neither is West Chester.

by Caroline February 27, 2005

36πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Reezy

Reezy

ReezyҀ™s are the best people on the internet

by Caroline November 13, 2022