clitoris

1. A highly mobile, dot-shaped nub deviously located in the vulva and designed by nature to turn what is otherwise a pleasurable male sexual experience into an imposition.

2. Something that highly successful people often find in others.

1. Her clitoris kept on dodging my index finger until I got writer's cramp and threw in the towel.

2. Helmut Kohl found the clitoris of the German people.
Margaret Thatcher found the clitoris of the English people. Her boss found the clitoris of the company's management board. Pete, could you please try to find the clitoris of the sales department?

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