mewo

I believe "it's" my totally original misspleling of meow. I made it up with my friends as a codename for my fav game...CSS!

<me>:ayo u gonna hop on mewo 2 day?
<friend1>:sure ill be on as soon as my mom leaves
<friend2>:i don't have mewo!
<me+friend1>:your a fag!

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penguins

penguins are EVILL BUT THEY WALK REALLY COOL! YOU SEE THEY MORE LIKE WABBLE...DAMN! THEY HAVE ALL THE FUN!

AHHH ITS FREGGIN ATTACKING ME BUT ITS TAKING TOO LONG WABBLING HERE....hmmm LETS GO EAT SOME EFFIN CHEEZ!

28👍 33👎

ashtabula

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.

A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.

580👍 109👎

Green Day

THIS BAND FUCKING SUCKS...im tired of these marijuana smoking teenagers listening to their two power chord songs...its so fucking gay man! They don't know what real music is , i like rock but the new punk area is so fucking gay we have 8 year olds that know the lyrics to "time of your life"!

<me>:green day sucks man pussy
<stoned fag teen>:NO THEY DON'T!
<me>:why don't u go rape your mother?
<stoned fag teen>:i did she said she had enough for today

17👍 35👎

shurelle

Super smart, razor sharp, witty and cool
Easy to fall in love with . Hard to forget

Foxy lady’s that usually have good breasts & hair

Do you know Shurelle ?

Yes I know Shurelle I loved her once . Still do *cries*