bitch

one of the most versatile words in the english language; it is used to express a multitude of emotions; anger, anticipation, despair, endearment, envy, excitement, fear, horror, joy, shock, surprise, warning; all achieved by one's enunciation and intonation.

Endearment: Hey bitch!
Joy: Oh my god, bitch!
Anticipation: Bitch, guess what?
Shock/Pain: Stubs toe Ah, bitch!
Envy: She's SUCH a BITCH.
Fear: Bitch. What was that noise?
Surprise: BITCH!
Warning: Bitch. Don't try me.
Despair: Biiiitch.

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Wig.

An affirmation popularised by Katy Perry and sensationalised by American Idol's Noah Davis, used when something or someone (especially when referring to one's vocal prowess) has figuratively caused one's wig to fly off due to how amazing it is.

Wig.

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