Greek Fire

n. A sexual act where a man dips his penis into Grain Alcohol. He then lights his penis on fire and attempts to extinguish it in the colon of a man or woman.
Possible Problems see: penis shrapnel
For variant see: Fire Tower

I tried to "Greek Fire" my girlfriend last night, but she wouldn't let me, so I now have 2nd degree burns on my dick.

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Fire Tower

n. a sexual act. The man dips his erect penis into Grain Alcohol. He then lights his penis on fire and quickly extinguishes it by inserting his penis into a woman's vagina.
For variation see Greek Fire

The "Fire Tower", though a risky act, can put the fire back into any relationship.

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Penis Shrapnel

n. possible out come of performing Greek Fire. The lit penis can ignite methane gas in the gastrointestinal tract of the recipient causing an explosion, and thus creating penis shrapnel.

The Greek Fire went wrong and i got some "Penis shrapnel". When I pulled out all I had was a bloddy stump.

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