Keval

Being a complete wastman, and very likely to make a complete fool out of himself.
Someone who can only talk if able to use derogitory words such as "oi dickhead/pussyole".

"hey man did you hear Johnny did a Keval last night"
"oh really what did he do?"
"he tripple crowned himself and was then caught masterbating in a cave!"
"haha what a keval"

ALSO "he's such a Keval"
and

"that guy just called me a fassio!"

- "what a Keval"

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tripple crown

To get in such a state that you shit, vomit and piss yourself.

Jake- "did you hear what Kyle did last night?"
Fred- "Ye i heard he tripple crowned himself"

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