Quitters

Jeans or pants that fit tightly around the bum when you first put them on, but as the day goes on they get saggy and unflattering. Could also refer to socks that lose their elasticity during the day.

"Here it is 4PM and you can no longer see that I have a butt, these jeans suck, they are such quitters."

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rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it

After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!

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Friday Eve

An optimistic way to name the day normally called Thursday. Also signifies the official beginning of the weekend. Important concept for the average worker.

Of course I'm going to Happy Hour, its Friday Eve.

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Assleep

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

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Sotard

Social Retard, one who can't function normally in society.

Dude, Brock can't talk to girls without saying something stupid, he is such a Sotard.

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