Shirtfaced

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

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FUNderstanding

Resigned acceptance or tolerance of an act which is fun for one party but not another.

"You guys can have a knife fight outside of the liquor store, it's okay, i FUNderstand."

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