danish prodder

One who participates in the act of shoving one's hard prick onto a pack of warm danish bacon.

"Now he's single, he's a right danish prodder i tell thee."

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Brokeback Lube

A can of Heinz baked beans used for the lubrication of a gay man's arsehole ready for sexual penetration.

"Pass me the Brokeback lube i'm ready for a rimming"

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