Box Moot

When the moot is so fat, the vag is outlined by the light blue calvin klein undies, creating a box shape. Though previously hidden very well, was exposed when a certain northmead individual wore stolen undies on a byron bay holiday. One can describe the box moot as chunky, thick, juicy and plump, taking the shape of a box.

“Wow Saarah that’s a lovely box moot”

“Saarah that box moot was something else” Aidis

Common Aidis L

The pinnacle of Ls. So bad that you have to be associated with Aidis. Reached Lord status.

"Where are you going to schoolies?" "Terrigal" "Where is everyone else going?" "Byron" "Common Aidis L"
"Who are you taking to formal?" "Saarah" "Doesn't she like Josh?" "Yes" "Common Aidis L"
"Can I come to Byron?" "Fuck off" "Ok" "Common Aidis L"

Hisbiscus

Hisbiscus - Home to Pablo Farreli - it's where
legends are made. With close proximity to the
beach and main shops, what really sells the
place is their great showers. After a long night
out at the girls house, the walk home is
bittersweet. Though one may feel the despair
of leaving 52 Lawson st and it's residents, they
will be comforted when they spot the alluring
pink and blue signage marking the return to
Hisbiscus. Hisbiscus has become one of Byron
Bay’s landmarks with celebrity visits from Box
Moot and Pablo Farreli, sparking the popularity
of the place. This prime real estate includes
tiles coated with milk and coco pops after
pablo's 55 standard drink consumption. So
when visiting Byron Bay choose Hisbiscus and make your stay truely special.

"this looks like auschiwtz" "no it's hisbiscus."
"fuckinggg hisbiscussss."

Marv Special

Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.

“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”