arrifiggle

Pronunciation: The 'a' is hard as it 'hat' and the stress is on that 'a' and the second 'i'.
Verb: To confuse, mismanage or otherwise mess something up in an administrative context (especially, but not exclusively, whilst believing, or pretending to believe, that you have not)
Derivation: This word has no derivation - it simply came into the mind of a person in the early hours of the morning while still 3/4 asleep.

"They've arrifiggled it, the morons."

Josh

He is the best person you can ever meet. He is so wholesome and loving. Usually a gamer. He is very understanding and good at everything he puts effort in.

Me: I’m glad I met Josh he’s the best

Josh: no I’m not

Josh

The cutest and most adorable guy you will ever meet. He is very kind and usually a gamer he is god. He is an amazing person even though he doesn’t think he is.

Me: I’m glad I met Josh! He’s so cool

My friend: bro I’m so jealous

Nerd

A word originally coined by Dr Seuss (king nerd himself), meaning someone who is smart. It is now usually used to desribe someone with more knowledge about computers than the average schmuck. Note, there IS a difference between a geek and a nerd. Geek's wish they were as good as nerd's, but at the end of they day, they are just second rate try-hard Nerds

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