clowngender

Go touch some grass

Person 1:. I'm clowngender
Person 2: stop mocking the LGBTQ community you weirdo

7👍 9👎

Fnafsexual

POV: you haven't seen sunlight in 7 years

A sexual attraction to FNAF characters

Person 1: I'm coming out of the closet
Person 2: Yay! I'll always support you no matter w-
Person 1: I'm fnafsexual
Person 2: stay away from me

35👍 1👎

Danganronpasexual

NO
JUST FUCKING NO

Person 1: I'm danganronpasexual
Person 2: *beats the shit out of person 1*

7👍 1👎

Chocosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to chocolate...

Person 1: yoo what's your sexuality? I'm pansexual
Person 2: I'm chocosexual
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: it means I'm sexually aroused by chocolate
Person 1: *cutely murders person 2*

Gachasexual

Some 12 year olds wet dream of being with jakey boo boo from gacha life

Person 1: hey bro I'm coming out..
Person 2: I will love you either way
Person 1: I'm gachasexual
Person 2: what the fuck

6👍 1👎

Rapesexual

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)

Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out

388👍 29👎

muslimsexual

Someone who is so desperate to be in the LGBTQ community that they make a fake sexuality about having a preference (fetish) for Muslim people.

Person 1: Hey bro what's your sexuality? I'm gay
Person 2: I'm muslimsexual
Person 1: get the hell away from me you creep