vanhandling

Like manhandling only with a van, or min-van.

*getting out of a tight parking spot*
Cass: Sweet vanhandling! I thought you would hit that car!!
Cait: It was nothing.

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: MAybe you should take a vanhandling course.
Jared: I didn't the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who car drive a van without skidding in the winter is vanhandling to the fullest.

van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.

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Pulling the Plug

Brother of Breaking the Seal
The first dump you take after getting a stomach bug, after which you can't stop shitting.

"Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I just pulled the plug and- oh god I gotta go!!!"
"Ewww"

"It was eight hours after pulling the plug and I was still shitting!"

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