testicles

Sweet treats often purchased at a supermarket or dairy.

Bob to Mark: O can i please have some of your testicles?
Mark to Bob: Sure man what are friends for?

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muffys

The fluffy, foam-like covers on headphones.
(Also spelled as "muffies")

"Aw, my muffy tore."
"These muffys makes my ears itch."

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malcom richardson

Someone that turns you on even though you have a boyfriend. Fuckin smart. Has a maroon and white hankee.

Becky to Amanda: Oh my god check out that hot guy!
Amanda to becky: You little slut, you already have a boyfriend.
Becky to Amanda: Yea but he is soo malcom richardson.

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do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

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