A smackrat is a horrible drug addled creature with the features of a rat that just will not die
I see Shaun the Smackrat is still chatting shit on twitter instead of doing us all a favor and dying
A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs
Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin
Ginchimp is someone that uses twitter whilst drunk (mainly on gin) that screeches into the void like a wounded howler monkey having a tricky shit. It can also be seen stealing other women's avis, and laughing at it's own incoherent ramblings.
Chachi is drunk again, she's about to go full Ginchimp
A Pissy Drewp is a very specific type of cry baby that always whines about anything and everything. Thinks people hate them because they're gay, but it's because they're a massive asshole. Is also known to be a grifter, a Trump supporter and a dog fucker
Andrew is crying again; he's such a Pissy Drewp
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A funpire is someone that will suck the fun out of anyone in their general vicinity; a fun sponge, like they need to suck everyone's fun to stop themselves aging because they're actually a centuries old hag
Linda is such a funpire, she must have sneezed out a jellyfish
A Meme Loser is someone that posts endless amounts of shit, stolen memes, because they're far too stupid to come up with their own. Can be found dwelling in Florida, cowering in the garage from the wife and her flip-flop. When not hiding from the wife, they can be found in truck-stop glory holes, sucking cock in return for memes.
Josh has spent all weekend getting high and stealing other people's work again; he's such a Meme Loser
A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde
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