A guy who only wears shirts with the finest quality pockets
Bro 1: is that a Poche et Fils shirt I see youâre wearing?
Bro 2: of course bro, Iâve become a marqo
A guy who exaggerates a story x10000
Bro 1: last night was so crazy you donât even understand bro
Bro 2: was it actually though? Or are you being a Caldy
A guy who claims he can never go anywhere because he has too much work to do
Bro 1: you coming to that sick party tonight!?
Bro 2: canât manâ¦I have to write a 6000 page paperâ¦
Bro 1: ya ok bro stop being such a TJ