pepperoni slice

The partial reveal of a breast: Visible areola, but the nipple is hidden.

Look at Sharon in this photo — you can see a pepperoni slice.

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shit-balls crazy

A person or thing that is not just just crazy, but crazy to the point someone would roll their shit into little balls (a sign of deep mental illness).

I'm pretty sure Michele Bachmann is shit-balls crazy, just from hearing the things she says.

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Blaze Your Glory

To get a carpet burn on your asshole by having sex on the floor

Put a pillow down. You wouldn’t want to blaze your glory.

GANF

Acronym for "Giving Absolutely No Fucks". Indifferent, care-free, unconcerned, not worried, not afraid.

See also: IDGAF, no fucks given

They hatin', but we out here GANF.

poo pride

High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.

"Rate My Poo takes Poo Pride to new heights. Or is that lows?"
--MonkeyFilter

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bing

v.

The act of inserting a Bing cherry into one's rectal cavity.

I'm ashamed to admit this, but last night, my girlfriend got really drunk and she binged me.

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