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Last night my wife played the old skin kazoo...upside down.
Josh opened his tool box yesterday and there was a bildo inside. He blushed and slammed the lid, ashamed of his obsession with bildoing himself in the porto potty at lunch time.
"Hey, did you notice that Mike just spooped and ran out of the office? I def smelled it"
A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.
I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!
When your tittie gets stuck in your arm pit.
Last night I laid down and I had the worst pittie.
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A boss whos says and does fatherly things. A typical Fosser will give you great life advice, sometimes unsolicited, and encourage you to work hard to order to gain his respect. A good Fosser accepts you for who you are, but is not afraid to let you know when you have really screwed the pooch.
JD just looked at my Urban Dictionary and told me I should make better life choices because my online actions are more permanent than tattoos! What a Fosser!