Cayoodle

Kī-ōōdl N. Origin Louisiana- As a mutt is the offspring of two mixed breed dogs, a cayoodle is the offspring of two mutts. Often a result of the irresponsible keeping of two dogs of poor genetic diversity resulting in a litter of horribly mutated little monsters of no distinct origin.

"What the hell is that thing? Is that a third ear?"

"Dats jus Boudreaux's cayoodle."

Klansplaining

1. The position taken to deny free inquiry into possibly difficult to accept ideas challenging the status of ones privilege

2. the defense of otherism based on antiquated demonstrably false premise

Tucker Carlson talking about critical race theory is total klansplaining
-Vicat