dead man walking

In poker - when a player is drawing dead and has no chance of winning the hand.

Even though Rex had quad Aces on the turn, Randy had drawn a Royal Flush, so Rex was a dead man walking.

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Young Guns

In poker - Jacks. Kings are Cowboys, Jacks are "Young Guns" or just "Guns".

I got two pair; Young Guns and Cowboys.

My four Guns beat your flush.

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grungstache

When a millennial tries to affect a faint mustache blended into a goatee that makes them look like they were part of the grunge scene ironically.

Go wash that grungstache off your face you look Kobbed. (Kurt Obsessed)

Phone Grenade

VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.

Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”

tell

A sign. A behavioral clue that reveals something one tries to hide.

The girl looking at my boots and licking her lips was a big tell that she wanted to serve me.

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spun

Confused, unsure which way to turn, worn out trying to think straight.

I've been thinking about this girl and I'm just spun.

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