leaner

the creepy ugly guy in a polyester shirt that leans on your chair and touches your back and arm at the bar while trying to get a drink and spark conversation when there are PLENTY of other places to stand.

This leaner needs to get the fuck off my chair and out of my personal space.

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forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.

"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"

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surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

peearrhea

having the feeling one's blatter is never relieved. usually associated with breaking the seal.

Man, I broke the seal, now I have peearrhea!

case of the mentions

when someone constantly brings up a crush/significant other in conversation. usually at the start of a new relationship.

more prevalent in females. usually most severe when in small groups made up of friends of the same sex.

friend 1: "i'll have a bud light."
friend 2: "oh, that's john's favorite beer, too!"
friend 1: "you've got a severe case of the mentions!"
friend 2: "i'm sorry! he's just so wonderful. i can't stop thinking about him!"

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