fag-along

noun: similar to a recent word of the day (which are picked by illegal aliens who don't speak english)...gay-crashing. Meaning; the act of entering an event or activity meant for gay and lesbian persons, whether straight (stupid word) people are welcomed or not. For instance; not all gate crashers are unwelcomed, they simply went where they weren't part of ''the gang'' or invited
verb; the act of entering an event or activity meant specifically for gay or lesbian persons.

I had a blast Saturday I played fag-along with my gay son and his fag-hag Miranda. whoooot!

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bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

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masterbaiter

Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.

Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''

''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''

novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''

whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell

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troutturd

troutturd (noun) an alternative to using the word "bastard" for people who don't like to use fck&*(G co9834ck suc*#$kin(*g profanity.

"Get the hell out of here you frogging troutturd!"

Also see: "frogging"

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frogging

An alternative for the commonly used curse word "fucking" Used by conservative Christians and others who feel BAD saying BAD words, so they substitute obvious words to curse anyway....

Also see (Hypercrite)

"ust say what you mean, you frogging ashhole!"

Also see "ashhole"

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