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When an adult either acts like a child or identifies as one
Example1:
Guy at bar: Hey checkout the goofball drinking a beer while wearing a bib
Girlfriend: Shh someone will hear you he's 53 but identifies as a 14 month old when he eats.
Example 2:
Husband to wife: Why is there a 40 year old playing second base in this Tee ball league?
Wife: Quiet someone will hear you he's Trans-Adult and identifies as a child
Man behind them: I'm his father, chronologically he's 38 but identifies 6 year old for this league. Oh and he is destroying all Tee ball records.
Husband: That's BS
When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
When a person has uncontrollable hiccups after having a dick in their mouth.
Example 1:
Dude, what's wrong with you, why all the hiccups?
No idea, I went in for knee surgery and have had them ever since I woke up.
Dude, those aren't hiccups those are diccups. Someone rammed a dick in your mouth during the operation.
Example 2:
Looks like someone had a good time last night at the party. Stacie has a severe case of the diccups.
A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things
Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
When a golfer shits in his pants and plays an entire round of golf in the hot sun.
Andy, why is there a huge stain on the back of your shorts did you sit in something? Oh it's no big deal I shit my pants this morning and I'm now making some Mulligan Stew.