Fartriloquist

A dog or small child capable of farting and making it sound like it was you. See also: fartriloquism

(Farting loudly) did you hear the dog? She’s a real fartriloquist!!

Fartriloquism

The ability of a dog or small child to fart across the room and make it sound like it came from you. See also: fartriloquist

“Honey, did you fart?”

“No, it was the dog! She’s gifted in fartriloquism!