Wankpuffin

Short, stout moron puffed up with a sense of self-importance and insular world views (usually obtained from the Daily Mail, Express or Sun). Often sports a crew-cut, Essex Triple-Ripple neck and 30 pint belly.

The Wankpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical wankpuffins. But and the end of the day, it's a pointless little creature mainly eaten by Icelanders !!

Did you see the Britain First rally in the papers..... Noisy bunch of Wankpuffins - full of sound and fury , signifying nothing.

7👍 17👎