Ezra

Ezra is the pseudonym for the inventor of a strategy to combat street crime. Word has it, that it has become common custom of Northern Americans to pin flags to their backpacks in Western countries to the point where it has become synonymous with a sign for pick-pockets so as to avoid the travellers, as they surely will carry exclusively traveller's cheques with them. It has been speculated, that Canadians use this trick as a means of self-defence from petty street crime following the example of their leader. Notably, Ezra also enjoy good soil-grown wine, the two-tiered, cohesive, federal parliamentary system of his country, and amateur Czech pornography.

A peculiar trait of this species is a Pavlov's dog salivation reaction to the word "Canada" which however if mentioned in a negative context may result in receiving bite marks and permanent scarring when it comes to debating with friends.

source: wikipedia

1. How many Ezra's can you count in the street? Only one, who else would pin a Canadian flag to their backpack!?
2. Hey Ezra, wanna exchange some money? Oh no, they don't take traveller's cheques here!

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