DPF

When you skip getting a free ride down to DC with your good friends so you can get paid double the amount for one days work, but then immediately spend more than half of it to catch a bus down to see them.

True Man - yo we’re leaving at 5pm sharp Friday.
Nervous idiot - nah I can’t, it’s DPF *claps hands together and rubs them* I’ll catch a bus down there Saturday to inconvenience all of you for having to wait for me.

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Boo booing

the act of being super lame

Setting: Friday afternoon after a long week of client deliverables and PM nagging

Me: "you trynna sneak out of here and toke up during lunch? got some fresh carts I wanna try out."
Natalie: "no, I probably shouldn't get stoned today"
Me: "wow... you're boo booing hard, it's really killing my vibe..."