Queef

A pussy fart

Dude 1: I was fingering your nan last night and I heard the queef
Dude 2: that’s discussing I don’t want to know that

Wicko

The act of having a marijuana smoking session

Person 1: oi cuz what you doin later
Person 2: I’m probs just gonna kick it at home and havva wicko

Person 1: surely save us a couple cones