spinroll

-verb
To trick another into somehow ending up on meatspin, usually through misleading descriptions of the website or blatant masking of the URL. A very similar concept to rickrolling, except the result is much, much worse.

Email from douche friend: "Hey bro, check out herpderp.com for hot chicks and cool explosions!" (URL goes to meatspin.com)

Victim: "GAAAH I JUST GOT SPINROLLED!"

Kramer

-verb
To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.

My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.

Ha, you got Kramered

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rife

-noun
1. a project car that sucks up all your money, bruises your ego, challenges your commitment and injures you both physically and mentally; but you stick with it and love it to death.
2. a linguistic blend of the words ride and wife.

Origin: 2007; NJTuners

"I'd like you to meet my rife." *press garage door opener*

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scarola

The Italian word for escarole, pronounced "schka-ROLL." Also the Italian-American slang for money.

Here's fifty large; that's a lotta scarola...

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textomime

-verb
1. to repeat a conversation, series of events, scene from a movie or TV show, or any other such discourse via text messaging

via text: "OMG I just burst out laughing watching Family Guy."
"What happened?"
"I'd textomime it to you, but it would be better if you saw it."

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